Thursday, August 26, 2010

Lucius` Uber Kewl Vid Pick

Hi freinds! Lucius here at the laptop. Now I bet most of you have seen this video but everytime I see it I just bust up! This cat has some wicked ninja moves that even I`m jealous of!

Hope you enjoy it as much as I do!



Saturday, August 21, 2010

Lu-Lu`s Tip for Kittens # 2

Hello fans of fabulous felines, Professor Lu-Lu here with another lesson for kittens!

Any of you who have young cats please do gather them around your monitor. In lieu of an apple I encourage my feline learner`s to leave some Whisker Lickens seafood treats on their teachers desk.

Is everyone ready for class to begin??

*Lucius stops attacking imaginary evil ninja and plunks yellow rump down*

Excellent! Today`s lesson in catitude and bedevilment deals with the proper way of stalking and pouncing upon toes. Yes class there is a right way to stalk human feet. I have witnessed many a clumsy attempt made by my little blond cohort over the past two months. It is up to us felines to ensure all our moves are elegant and refined and not bumbling lurches like our canine friends!

My technique is a tried and true one. One that has given me great success and numerous pinky toe catches! And it is very simple and yet wondrously stealthy!

Always begin your toe attack with a complete and utter air of disinterest class. This can be accomplished by something as simple as a yawn or a good face grooming. I am fond of the classic’ I`m simply lounging on the arm of the couch’ approach myself. This lulls the human, and their wiggling toes, into a false sense of complacency.

Now that your little piddie prey is occupied and not in the least suspicious of your ulterior motives-POUNCE!!!

If you have the choice students, always go after the toes of a younger human in your house. Their squeals are much higher and therefore more fulfilling.

A couple of warnings though my eager learners-

Do NOT try this on any goatherding man who may be wearing a ball cap!! Also this technique is not recommended for zombie goatherding women who have yet to stumble to the coffee pot in the morning. The expletives that flow after attacking a shuffling undead woman are NOT suitable for tender kitten ears!

Now go forth and practice what Professor Lu-Lu has preached!

Class dismissed!!!

Yours in devilment-


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Thursday, August 19, 2010

Ninja-Cat Strikes Again!

Hi everyone, Lucius here!! Boy have I been having fun the past few days honing my uber-kewl ninja skills! I`ve been really improving my stealth, speed and general stalking ability! My people just can`t keep up! It`s so much fun! One minute Ninja-Cat is outside skulking!

Then WOOSH I`m inside setting my catastic sights on a fly!

HI-YAH! I`m back outside on the wishing well roof!

FLASH! I hear the refrigerator door opening and leap inside to ensure no evil ninjas are lurking amid the soda pop and leftover corn!

But even uber-kewl ninja-cats need to take a breather with a buddy sometimes.

So what do you cats and dogs do for fun??



Sunday, August 15, 2010

Our first award!!

Hello fans of fabulous felines! It`s me Lu-Lu typing away as quickly as my paws will allow because I`m so very excited! Our friend Mr. Pip at Pip Gets Back in the Game was gracious enough to give Lucius and me an award!

This is our very first blogging award and we are just tickled to the very end of our whiskers!! Thank you Mr. Pip, you are one purrrfect example of a wonderful friend!

The award states that we have to reveal seven things about us then pass along ten new blogs that we visit. So we`ll begin with the revelations first.


1-I simply adore spending time lounging on the goofy goatherder`s arms when she is trying to write! Oh she does spit and mutter at first if my foot accidentally adds several hundred Z`s to her page, but eventually she realizes just what is more important and then some serious feline appreciation begins!

2-Lucius loves spending time outdoors! Here is a picture of him in his ‘Uber Kewl Ninja-Cat mode’ as he stalks some unsuspecting chicken!

3-I am just over a year old and Lucius is four months old.

4-Lucius name came from the song by Charlie Daniels entitled ‘The Legend of the Wooly Swamp’. The characters name in the song was Lucius Clay.

5-I am particularly fond of Baked Cheeto`s and popcorn for an evening snack.

6-Both Lucius and I will stick up our noses at any dry cat food that is not Kit-N-Kaboodle.

7-Our favorite toys are human toes but if we can`t grab those we really love our fluffy balls and catnip mice!

Now here are ten blogs that we enjoy visiting. We hope you do as well!

Hobbit Habitat

One Pibbles Wish

Confessions of the Plume

Sammy & Andy`s Place

24 Paws of Love

Sir Pinky`s Eye on Everything

That`s My Cat!

Puppy Love

Kat`s Kats

Island Kats

Until we chat again a warm rub and a deep purr to all! We hope you all drop into the above blogs and say hello! I just know you`ll make some new friends if you do!

Yours in devilment-


Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Darn goats!

Hello fans of fabulous felines, Lu-Lu here and I am out of sorts!

Since Sunday our humans have hardly been around. All they talk about is this goat and that goat! Why yesterday the goofy goatherder and the blond girl with the yummy toes were gone ALL DAY LONG! Lucius really missed them and although we did have the dogs for company it just wasn`t the same. Why I haven`t even had time on the laptop due to this goat show thingy-ma-bob!

Any whiskers since I am a rather gracious feline I did concede to allow the lady who has ignored me-I mean Lucius- the honor of mentioning her other blog. The one that deals with farm animals and her rather odd thoughts. Personally I don`t see the appeal of cows and goats and all those other assorted animals who reside in barns but who am I to say?

So due to my generous nature and a liberal amount of make-up petting here is the link to her blog where you can see the results of this years goat show at the fair.

Thoughts from a Yodeling Goatherder

Our goofy lady says that she promises to allow us more time on her laptop very soon and then we`ll be able to catch up with all our new friends properly. Trust me, I am going to hold her to that promise or her toes will be mine!

Yours in devilment-


Sunday, August 8, 2010

Today is World Cat Day!!

Both Lucius and I hope everyone who own`s a cat takes a moment to appreciate them and perhaps give them an extra hug or two. As for we two sleek felines we`re planning on enjoying our day by doing a great deal of this.....

And a good deal of this!

Yours in devilment-


Saturday, August 7, 2010

Our buddies!

Hi everyone! It`s me Lucius!

I`m feeling MUCH better since having to go and get my shots the other day! Man, those things hurt! Although the man was kind of nice, why he and my goatherder lady even talked about me going in three months to get tutored! How cool is that?!?!

Anypurrs, since Lu-Lu and me are kind of new kittens on this blogging block I thought it would uber kewl to introduce you to the other animals we live with here on our hillside farm, just so you know who they are and what me and Miss Cranky-Puss think about them.

First off there is Poe.

She`s the oldest animal on our farm so I thought I`d start with her…age and rank and all that. Poe is a yellow dog. A Labrador I think the goofy goatherder said. She will be eleven in October. She used to love to hunt birds (I know, right?! I do too!!)With the goatherder man but she had to retire because of her hips being hurtful. Poe is pretty okay for an old dog, just don`t leap on her tail when she`s asleep! Unless you possess ninja skills like me of course!

This is Trinity.

She`s a black dog of the Labrador kind too. She loves to carry things in her mouth. She`s only seven or eight-I don`t remember exactly what the lady said. Trinity is pretty cool. She just lies on the floor like a big lump and lets me chase her tail. She never even shows me her teeth like Poe does. Sometimes me and Lu-Lu blame the broken stuff on Trinity because she has such a happy tail! We cats are such stinkers at times!

Now this is Tinker.

Tinker is a beagle dog and TONS of fun! Tinker and me will race around the house when he gets silly! I`ll leap high into the air as he races past with his butt dragging real low! Tinker cracks me up! I guess maybe because he is only like four is why he is so much more fun than the older dogs! I wish we had like a gajillion Tinker-dogs!

These are the goats.

I don`t like the goats too much. Sometimes I go down with the blond girl and visit them but they`re really big and have those scary goat eyes! I do LOVE the fresh goat milk the humans bring from the barn everyday though! That creamy, fresh milk is the cat`s pajamas!!*Licks whiskers just thinking about it*

We have cows too.

Two great BIG cows! Lu-Lu and me, we don`t go near those cows. They are just too big! Thier names are Sir Patrick of Moo and Bubba. I think Patty is the red one and Bubba is the white polka-dotted one, but don`t make me swear on a stack of catnip about that!

And chickens!

We have seriously like a bajillion chickens running around! Big chickens! Little chickens! Chickens that crow and chickens that lay eggs! One day this one chicken had these little chickens with her….I guess she was their mom or something? Any whiskers, I tried to sneak up on them in super cat-ninja mode. That mommy chicken was mean and pecked me on the head! So word up to my fellow ninja cats, don`t EVER try to stealth a mommy chicken!

Last on the list are the ducks and geese.

Now I kind of like the ducks. They waddle around and talk all kinds of funny duck talk! That mean mommy hen I talked about? She attacked one of the ducks just yesterday for getting too close to her little peeping babies. The geese on the other hand….me and Lu-Lu and the three dogs keep a WIDE space from them pinching geese! I don`t even like the looks of them big old bills! And the noise they make!!! Their wee-snawing makes my ears lay down flat to my head!! Even bestial cool ninja cats don`t go near the geese!

So there you have it! All the fun and whacky animals me and Miss Bat-You-On-The-Head live with! Hope you liked meeting our big farm family!



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Thursday, August 5, 2010

Lucius` Just For Laughs Video Pick

Hello fans of fabulous felines, Lu-Lu here at the keyboard!

In actuality this blog entry was supposed to be posted by Lucius, but the poor little kitten is feeling kind of under the weather today. Yesterday the goatherder and her daughter put us in the carriers and we went to the veterinarian.

We both got three immunizations which didn`t bother me but short-man always seems to just want to sleep after he gets his boosters.

Being the svelte and compassionate cat that I am, I told him I would put up this video clip that he had chosen to show you. Lucius laughs and laughs at this montage and when he wakes up I plan to show it to him and maybe it will perk him up. Not that I miss him playing-I mean annoying- me mind you!

So here is Lucius` ‘Just for laughs video pick’.

Yours in devilment-